a stem is not a rose (miserymachine) wrote,
a stem is not a rose

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runs with scalpels; that crazy girl.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, running across the candy store! It is Miserymachine, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She grunts homicidally:

"For the love of beatings, I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

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"i had better watch you, or you will start ending emails with 'love and ROCKETS, elicia'.

'p.s. i hope you find a (bau)house of your own soon'

'maybe you could ask the SISTERS OF MERCY to take you in except you don't like christians and i don't think nuns would like a guy living in their... KOVENANT.'"


stolen from turkeytoenails:

imagine if you could like, pray online, in like, a chatroom?

"you have entered forgivness room 11828394053484"
jesus: sup?
you: nmh, j00?
jesus: chillin liek a villin
"satan has entered room"
satan: stfu, j00 fskn' n00b, kthxbai
jesus: w0t?
you: wutz his problem?!111!!
jesus: idk
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