"i had better watch you, or you will start ending emails with 'love and ROCKETS, elicia'.
'p.s. i hope you find a (bau)house of your own soon'
'maybe you could ask the SISTERS OF MERCY to take you in except you don't like christians and i don't think nuns would like a guy living in their... KOVENANT.'"
stolen from turkeytoenails:
imagine if you could like, pray online, in like, a chatroom?
"you have entered forgivness room 11828394053484"
you: nmh, j00?
jesus: chillin liek a villin
"satan has entered room"
satan: stfu, j00 fskn' n00b, kthxbai
you: wutz his problem?!111!!